Beginning Farming and What Makes a Sheep Tick edition by Lowell Christensen Mary Brown Humor Entertainment eBooks
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A humor book for those who are tired of city life with its festering traffic, rat race careers, fetid elevators, and fatty food with extra mayo. Read this book and learn how to flee to the country, purchase some seemingly fertile fields, several ruminant mammals, and an array of hazardous machines; and then run out of money.
You will also learn
* the history of farming - why Henry VIII resembled a potato
* proven fishing techniques - none of which are legal
* government regulations - their equivalence to natural fertilizer
* European farm cooking - making quick French entrees in less than sixteen hours, and
* the future of farming - as taught at Disney World
Beginning Farming and What Makes a Sheep Tick edition by Lowell Christensen Mary Brown Humor Entertainment eBooks
This was the first book of Lowell's that I read and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I was thrilled to learn that this book had been published so I could have lots of good, clean laughs.Product details
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Beginning Farming and What Makes a Sheep Tick edition by Lowell Christensen Mary Brown Humor Entertainment eBooks Reviews
This book is a humor book and does not deliver anything related to basic farming.
very funny! wonderful! My wife and I had a fun time reading--I hear the author is a private citizen yet receives fan mail , a ruthless bookie, an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru---a real man of mystery!
If you've lived on a far, lived near a farm, or just smelled a farm, read this book. As someone who's also routinely tried to herd sheep, had to clean (a.k.a dress) chickens or learned to hand-milk a cow I laughed until I cried. I only wish I could read the sheep section (in its entirety) to a church choir... They would then understand why it's a miracle that "Sheep may safely graze".
I'm not ready to become a farmer, but I did buy some acres and move to the country. Lowell Christensen shares the troubles, wisdom, and humor of farming with us city folk who haven't figured out that a fence won't keep a bull away from the cows. He covers every part of farming from animals to driving on country roads to shoveling manure. The prose are light and humorous. There are a thousand ways to make mistakes on a farm, and at least half of them are humorously detailed in this short book. His recipe for home made soap produces eight pounds of soap, 18 doughnuts, and 3oz of pork skins. If you raise chickens there are thoughtful questions such as, "How many baskets should you put your eggs in?"
I'm not going to raise goats or cows, and I would need more detailed information than this general beginning book if I wanted to. But it's a fun and humorous little book on farming. It is also full of inside information from a man who grew up on a family farm. Its fun to read even if you aren't ever going to live on a farm.
This is hilarious. Anyone who has ever farmed or thought about it will find this book delightful. A gifted writer with a comic sense brings more than a laugh a minute.
This was the first book of Lowell's that I read and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I was thrilled to learn that this book had been published so I could have lots of good, clean laughs.
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